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Peter Parker
UN: ohnomorespiders

STATUS: Student (Sophomore-ish)

ACCOLADES: Are we seriously supposed to post our own? Isn't that kind of weird? I don't think anyone actually cares about getting an award in chemistry at a school like this.

BIO: Hey, um. I'm Peter Parker. Nice to meet you? Oh man I'm bad at profiles that don't involve, like, tumblr gifs or movie quotes. The coolest thing I've done recently is like. Smuggle in a Lego kit. (It's pretty awesome at least??)

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I think we're out of options, at this point. Unless you've got a better idea?

...

Apology gift? I could leave it on her windowsill so she doesn't know it was us.

[ As if leaving it on her windowsill wouldn't be obvious in and of itself. ]

Oh...!! [ wait, no, back up a bit ] ...Hmm, no, no, the banana bread would be a bad idea, that's for you and you only. Actually, anything that I can think to give her would probably just make her mad.

[ Maybe bc all his current "gifts" involve crickets, at least until he figures out what to do with five hundred of them. ]

But do you really think a gift would make her lower her guard? What do people even like as gifts?

[ Let's not give Imelda crickets okay. Peter covered for Kano the night of the roof incident but he'd rather not do that again. ]

I was kinda hoping you had an idea? Because I got nothing. But - like, maybe things would go better if we weren't trying to be mean to her.

Hey, hey, who do you take me for?! I don't do things to be mean!!

[ He can be incredibly petty and vindictive, but nobody's given him a reason to yet. Imelda too, he can sort of understand why she is what she is, but everything she does is just incredibly smothering (caring)- and that's uncomfortable. ]

Hmm~ um~ Girls like... chocolate? No, she wouldn't trust anything edible. [ and his chocolate also has crickets in there, so, hm. ] What if we stole her name plaque and made it prettier?

[ Maybe Kano hasn't been mean, but Peter sure feels like he has been. ]

Dude, I think she'd be mad about us stealing her plaque first.

... She has a cat, right? Could we make cat treats?

[ Kano shakes his head, because that's a gift for her """cat""" and not for her. The plaque thing he thinks will work, but they won't get anywhere if they don't cooperate. ]

She'll kill us if we poison her cat, so let's not risk that!! Maybe we don't have to think too hard on it— anything looks like a gift if we tie it up with a bow! So let's just throw together a bunch of fun things into a basket and make it pretty!

Dude! I don't wanna poison her cat.

[ Which. Uh. Okay, he sees the point now. That would also be bad to do by accident. ]

Okay, gift basket then. With the plaque on top.

Alright~!! We have a plan! I'll scavenge together some things, and you do that too! Let's meet up later tonight~!

Cool. Okay. On the roof? With no falling off this time.

Yep, yep~ If the door's locked, I can get up through a window! Let's do midnight!

You got it, dude.

[ Holds out hand for fistbump? ]

[ Fistbump, yeah!! But less a bump and more the sort of fistbump that comes in like a punch and lightly collides with Peter's knuckles.

And then he's going back up to his room until midnight, maybe giving the rooftop a testrun or two to see if it's accessible in any way so he doesn't stand Peter up. ]

[ Hey man, Pete can take it. Spider strength and all.

Peter will be there! He is also like netting the area around the roof in case you decide to fall off again dumbass. ]

[ Falling was an accident and not a decision, but Kano can approve the safety measures— or he would, if he hadn't bypassed the stairs up to the roof and had tried to climb up there through the bathroom window on the top floor, effectively getting himself tangled up in one of those safety nets.

Just text him, right...... ]

SOS
MAYDAY
HELP

[ Oh my god Kano. Good job scaring the shit out of Peter. Then again it is his fault. He sits down on the edge of the roof (unknowingly quite close to where Kano is), texting him back frantically. ]

omg
where are you
ill help just don't die yet

[ tfw you have an ancient flip phone which doesn't even have a backlight to give away your position. But it's fine, Kano's got a hand on the bathroom windowsill just in case the webbing breaks, but he's pretty stuck to the wall aside from his arms.

Peter's at least awake somewhere. It'll be fine. ]

Well, how can I put this...
I was on my way up to the roof, you see!
And I got caught in a sticky situation!!
I don't know how much longer I can hang in there.......

[ It’s a pretty strong web at least. Peter makes good stuff. Meanwhile, Pete himself kind of. Stares at the obvious web puns? And then just sort of. Leans over the side of the building, looking down. ]

—Kano? How the heck did you do that?

Haha~ Well done! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied!!

[ Kano leans his head back and grins up at Peter, his situation more or less speaking for itself. Apparently, he typically just hauls himself up to the roof via the window, using the gutter as a handhold. ]

[ Good job Kano, well done. Peter shakes his head a bit and reaches down to take Kano’s hand. He’s strong enough to pull Kano up and free of the webbing, at least. ]

Better than falling off the roof, I guess.

[ Oh thank god Peter doesn't just fling him off the building and good riddance. He waits until both feet are firmly on the roof before patting down his pockets and making sure nothing had fallen out- it checks out, so he sticks his hands inside for safekeeping too. ]

It sure surprised me, though~ What were you trying to catch? We're leaving everything on Miss RA's windowsill, aren't we? One look outside and she'll know who it's from!

[ Jeez, he's not that rude. Or sociopathic. ]

You, duh. I don't want you falling off the roof again.

[ Kano's starting to like Peter more than everybody else in his dorm combined, because nobody there would hesitate to shove him off a roof, probably. ]

Oh, that? Don't worry about that! I've already taken care of that, so there's no way I'll fall again!

Yeah? How'd you even fall the first time?

Hm? Well, it was something like this...

[ He walks over to the edge of the roof and leans over the edge ]

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