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Peter Parker
UN: ohnomorespiders

STATUS: Student (Sophomore-ish)

ACCOLADES: Are we seriously supposed to post our own? Isn't that kind of weird? I don't think anyone actually cares about getting an award in chemistry at a school like this.

BIO: Hey, um. I'm Peter Parker. Nice to meet you? Oh man I'm bad at profiles that don't involve, like, tumblr gifs or movie quotes. The coolest thing I've done recently is like. Smuggle in a Lego kit. (It's pretty awesome at least??)

© TESSISAMESS

"Hey, this is Peter. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you."

Comments

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Well - yeah, but I still didn't think you'd make it this fancy.

[ He was expecting a piece of paper on the couch, like what Peter stuck on there earlier. That would have been plenty!

Also, what. He laughs a little, but he's pleased. ]

Man, I'm moving up in the world. Deity already?

[suddenlybees]

[ It would have gotten crumpled up and thrown away before the day's over, if he'd left it as a sheet of paper! He suspects he knows Imelda's type— if it's something that's clearly had honest effort poured into it, she shouldn't be able to throw it away. Like a toddler's shitty crayon drawing a parent's obligated to cherish forever. ]

That's right, a deity! I'll pray to you every day, so please come in my times of need~ How do I summon you- by letter, like Santa? A tooth under my pillow? I have some extra teeth!

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[ That's surprisingly practical. Peter would be pleased anyway, of course, but. Even more if it doesn't just get pitched. ]

Dude, you can just text me. I like hanging around here anyway.

[suddenlybees]

Are you sure? What about payment? I can offer you teeth...?

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Ew, gross. Please no. I'll never protect you again if you give me teeth.

... Food works though.

[suddenlybees]

Food, huh...

[ That reminds him- this will be relevant, but first- ]

Has Imelda set up snipers on the roof to shoot down anybody who tries to get up there again, or not?

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Nah, I think it's just another sign with the new rules. I got up there the other night no problem.

[ Though Pepita might have spotted him, who knows. He's also talking about webslinging so, uh. Good luck if the door is locked! ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Time to invest in a jackhammer. ]

Great! What a relief~ Whew! Payment will be no problem, then! Aah, aah- if you accept advanced payment... Do you like banana bread?

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[ THIS. FEELS A LITTLE WEIRD.

But on the other hand, free food. ]

Dude, I love every kind of bread. Banana bread is great.

[suddenlybees]

[ IT'S FINE AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T THINK TOO HARD WHAT KANO'S SAYING ]

Perfect~! I happen to have some left over! I can bring it to your room sometime?

[ tell! him! where! your! room! is! ]

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[ He's not sure why Kano is being strangely aggressive with banana bread but okay?? Still free banana bread. ]

Aube 305. Just me right now. I guess they think I'd cause more trouble with a roommate.

[suddenlybees]

[ Bless Peter for not suspecting free food. ]

Haha~ I miss having my own room, but it's a roommate that keeps you in check, sometimes! What's it like in Aube? Are you getting along with everybody? Are they bullying you? Is that why you're always here? Wahh, how sad~! The injustice!!

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[ Look. A spider-boy has to eat. ]

Aube is pretty quiet honestly. I keep getting bored and coming back here.

[suddenlybees]

Hmm, well, believe it or not, Lumière used to be pretty quiet and boring too. I've been here three years, and it's never been like this. You guys are so noisy! A bunch of troublemakers!!

[ You, Peter, the common denominator to everything, obviously ]

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[ Clearly, this is Peter's fault. ]

What, seriously? Is Imelda new too?

[suddenlybees]

To being floor 3's RA? If she weren't new, wouldn't I already be dead??

[ He barely survived half a week under Imelda's regime, Peter, he's not that strong. ]

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[ LOOK. Look. He had to ask. ]

I dunno, maybe you had some kind of pact worked out.

[ Because she's clearly a daemon. ]

[suddenlybees]

Ugh... I don't know if a pact will hold. If anything, what I need is blackmail. We have so many rules! We're not allowed outside at night!! Minako seems to look up to her, and it'll be impossible to escape if she adds her iron fist!!!

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[ Peter opens his mouth. Closes his mouth. Opens it again. He should not offer to help with this after all the pain he's caused Imelda. ]

Do you really think blackmail will help?

[suddenlybees]

I think we're out of options, at this point. Unless you've got a better idea?

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Apology gift? I could leave it on her windowsill so she doesn't know it was us.

[ As if leaving it on her windowsill wouldn't be obvious in and of itself. ]

[suddenlybees]

Oh...!! [ wait, no, back up a bit ] ...Hmm, no, no, the banana bread would be a bad idea, that's for you and you only. Actually, anything that I can think to give her would probably just make her mad.

[ Maybe bc all his current "gifts" involve crickets, at least until he figures out what to do with five hundred of them. ]

But do you really think a gift would make her lower her guard? What do people even like as gifts?

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[ Let's not give Imelda crickets okay. Peter covered for Kano the night of the roof incident but he'd rather not do that again. ]

I was kinda hoping you had an idea? Because I got nothing. But - like, maybe things would go better if we weren't trying to be mean to her.

[suddenlybees]

Hey, hey, who do you take me for?! I don't do things to be mean!!

[ He can be incredibly petty and vindictive, but nobody's given him a reason to yet. Imelda too, he can sort of understand why she is what she is, but everything she does is just incredibly smothering (caring)- and that's uncomfortable. ]

Hmm~ um~ Girls like... chocolate? No, she wouldn't trust anything edible. [ and his chocolate also has crickets in there, so, hm. ] What if we stole her name plaque and made it prettier?

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[ Maybe Kano hasn't been mean, but Peter sure feels like he has been. ]

Dude, I think she'd be mad about us stealing her plaque first.

... She has a cat, right? Could we make cat treats?