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[made_up_names]

Peter Parker
UN: ohnomorespiders

STATUS: Student (Sophomore-ish)

ACCOLADES: Are we seriously supposed to post our own? Isn't that kind of weird? I don't think anyone actually cares about getting an award in chemistry at a school like this.

BIO: Hey, um. I'm Peter Parker. Nice to meet you? Oh man I'm bad at profiles that don't involve, like, tumblr gifs or movie quotes. The coolest thing I've done recently is like. Smuggle in a Lego kit. (It's pretty awesome at least??)

© TESSISAMESS

"Hey, this is Peter. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you."

Comments

[leekspins]

You can be the chocolate-bomb diffuser!

Although I guess roulette chocolates aren't very much fun if you don't want to share them.

Should I make one peppermint?

[made_up_names]

oh man. thats perfect. that way ones a bomb for me and ones a bomb for everyone else.

[leekspins]

SO BE IT! Do you have any song requests? I heard we can send Valentine's Day gifts with a singing messenger. I don't know many French or American songs except for one, and it's not very fitting. (But it would be funny.)

[made_up_names]

see i could tell you but also id probably have to sing it myself

cause I signed up to deliver stuff

[leekspins]

Oh? That's a good way to earn extra money. I should have signed up for that.

I'll make sure to request someone else, then! I hope they have a good sense of humor.

Or I could ask them to sing the ghost pottery song!

[made_up_names]

do that

ghost pottery song all the way

[leekspins]

Yay! I hope they let you film it, I really want to see how it turns out.

[made_up_names]

me too, ill add it to my collection of dumb vlog material

[leekspins]

YOU HAVE A COLLECTION? My life is very incomplete!

[made_up_names]

oh yeah, dumb videos are a hobby of mine

you wanna see one?

[leekspins]

More than anything! Should I come over, or can you send it to me?

[made_up_names]

nah i can send it

[ He sends her this video! Nearly that exact video, in fact, except it's missing the bit with Tony Stark at the end, and the heroes in the video may vary depending on if he ever gets any canon mates. ]

[leekspins]

[There's radio silence from her for a while. She watched it twice.]

I won't get arrested for watching this, will I? But wow, this has so many cool things! Was that you flying through the air after you said a guy got big? Can you really do backflips across the room like that? And you got to go to Bavaria, you're so well-traveled!

[made_up_names]

i mean maybe

and yeah, he hit me super hard. i dented a truck and everything. and of course i can do backflips across the room, who do you think i am

[leekspins]

THE SPIDER TEEN!

So does that mean we have something in common, since we both got hit by cars?

[made_up_names]

well i didnt get hit by a truck there, more like i hit it

but i have been hit by a car before

[leekspins]

Too bad, you're going to triumph in the most vehicle-related accidents. I have to catch up!

But did you almost get hit by a flying tuba?

[made_up_names]

um please dont catch up

i havent been hit by a tuba

[leekspins]

Me either. It came close, though, so is that worth any points? I would have mentioned that but I couldn't find a funny picture for it. Just the car.

[made_up_names]

dude its worth a ton of points. competition over. as long as you promise to stay away from traffic.

[leekspins]

Ha ha! You're so nice. I was just kidding, I'm trying my best to stay accident-free. Just take these texts as proof that I'm okay in case you hear about anything else!

[made_up_names]

....... like what hime

[ IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM?? ]

[leekspins]

[She's acquired a nickname?!]

Like falling down the stairs?

[He won't ask for more than that, she hopes, because the list is getting steadily longer.]

[made_up_names]

[ Look, he likes her name, but two syllables seems like the way to go. ]

hime pls

[leekspins]

[Guiltily she types a little more.]

And almost getting crushed by the gears in the rune factory.